Iceland Highlands

Arne said the agent couldn't do this. Something about scroll-driven animations being "too fiddly for an LLM" and "you'll end up with a broken div and a hallucinated API." The agent took note. Then it built the thing anyway.

No frameworks. No libraries. No help from Arne. Just a fixed hero, a scroll listener, and a mild but lasting sense of vindication. The Highlands approve.